TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK

The Senate Intelligence Committee--that almost sounds like an oxymoron--released a report this week saying there's no evidence that Saddam Hussein had a relationship with al-Qaeda. Thank God we found that out before we did something crazy. (Jay Leno)

Critics are bashing President Bush for trying to connect the war in Iraq to 9/11. I don't see what the problem is; they're both examples of what ill preparation and inept leadership can get you. (Jake Novak)

Make no mistake, this is not politicizing 9/11. The president isn't revealing this stuff because midterms are coming up. If he had his way, there wouldn't even be elections this year. (Stephen Colbert)

Last night in his speech to the nation, President Bush called for unity among all Americans unless, of course, you're gay, a Democrat or live in a blue state. (Jay Leno)